Porn producers bid $10M to name Miami Heat home

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Porn purveyors BangBros want to see their name in lights.

Over the home court of the NBA’s Miami Heat.

The venue, owned by Miami-Dade County, is currently American Airlines Arena but that deal ends at the end of the year and the airline has no intention of renewing.

Into the void steps BangBros. The South Florida smut giant thinks it’d be a perfect fit and has placed a $10-million bid to capture the naming rights.

Hey! Wrong sport! Porn makers BangBros want to call the Miami Heat Arena BangBros Center. BANGBROS

The company said in a release: “We’ve officially submitted our $10,000,000 bid for the naming rights to the Miami Heat arena. We wish to thank American Airlines for their past support of the @MiamiHEAT. We intend to change the name to the BangBros Center aka ‘The BBC’ #BangBrosCares.”

And it’s no joke or a publicity hail Mary.

And in an appeal to civic pride, the statement adds: “Both the Heat and BangBros have become staples of the city, with huge fans of each. It doesn’t get more Miami than having the arena sponsored by BangBros.”

Porn makers BangBros want to call the Miami Heat Arena BangBros Center. BANGBROS

However, the company may not necessarily go hand in hand with the image the NBA is trying to project.

With a slew of regular sexxx-rated series — including ‘Bang Bus’ and ‘MILF Soup’ — BangBros may have a tough time passing the taste test.

And it’s unlikely the loop is taking the bid seriously.

However, half-time might be interesting.

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